cake diver

Someone who enjoys desserts with an almost orgasmic physical enthusiasm.

Second Definition: slang for cunnilingus

Riley, that fucking cake diver, just deep-throated that frozen chocolate dipped banana.

by DrinkMyH8 September 9, 2016

Basket Diver

An individual that craves the vagina so much they want to spend every minute inside of it.

Damn, Todd has been such a basket diver lately that he slept with his fingers inside Tina.

by ThinkingDeepRealDeep April 20, 2021

Hell diver

Super Earth - Our home. Prosperity, liberty and democracy - Our way of life. But freedom doesn't come free: it is every man, woman and child's duty to protect our home, our culture, and our families. Why not make the most important decision of your life; make the safety of your family a personal responsibility, and prove that you have the strength and courage to be free?

Join the HELLDIVERS! Travel the galaxy, visit the capitals, meet unusual people and represent the federation. Secure the resources we need to preserve our way of life and create a future for Super Earth. Spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

Become more than you are. Become a Hero. Become... a Legend!

Helldiver 1 "hey did you see that new Hell diver derek?"

Helldiver 2 "no but i hope hes giving those bugs hell"

by Bindead April 15, 2024

Cave divers apple bobing

When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head

I cave divers apple bobing your mom

by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010

Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.

"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"

by mr_tong May 3, 2010

African diver

When a long hard turd gets stuck in your toilet and wont flush.

Chad was just in the mine site toilet and left behind an african diver.

by SKCDMKGD December 26, 2019