disco workout

A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.

"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."

by Rabozicus December 18, 2009

Disco Decor

A term used to describe the interior of a property that hasn't been decorated since the 1970's

wow, that house had full-on disco decor

by kaoz623 June 19, 2010

Disco Pash

Disco pash: To get it on at the club on the D-floor with a complete stranger. #1 Rule: What happens on the D-floor, stay on the D-floor.

I need some lovin'. Time for a disco pash.

by Dlen August 22, 2010

Disco French

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.

Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."

by soanim8ed July 10, 2011

Disco Ho

A named given to broke, irresponsible, emotionally unstable, gold-digging women. Basically a con-artist.

*Person 1* I know you really want to date her, but there's something that you should know.

*Person 2* What's that?

*Person 1* She's a Disco Ho.

*Person 2* Really? Wow, thanks for the heads up.

by N64N3D January 13, 2012

disco cancer

A malicious disease often found in only the most hardcore disco floor attendants. Side effects often include being positively spectacular with dancing, destroying clubs with a single disco move and an unhealthy addiction to dancing up to a point where for one it is more important to dance, rather than to breathe.

I'll never stop dancing until I die from cancer, disco cancer.

by Disco Cancer Victim February 4, 2014

Discombangalangabohungolangadangaredodoehungalangabohungadingisbenisbadeebus

A seizure caused by stressful reading.

"hey, did you hear that billy had a Discombangalangabohungolangadangaredodoehungalangabohungadingisbenisbadeebus during english yesterday?"

"A what?"

"a Discombangalangabohungolang--"

by Alakai October 15, 2018