girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

by Burger King Diamond December 8, 2011

Call of Duty

to call of duty-to shoot someone
-to rape/cream/beat the shit out of someone

dave- *shoots ron in the face*
ron-ahh wtf?
luke-man, he just call of duty'd the shit outta you

by ruxsha November 26, 2010

yard duty

While out-of-doors to smoke a marijauna cigarette.

"I think it's time for a little yard duty."
"If don't see me in 5 minutes, I'm on yard duty"

by Rishann April 27, 2007

floor duty

when you go to a friends house and you drop something edible on the floor, you have to pick it up and eat it REGARDLESS of the 4-second rule

Floor duty that, cuz I'm not throwing it away.

by Arvin March 2, 2004

Call of Duty

The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.

Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt

by Syko Steve October 2, 2016

Call of duty

A game everyone loves to hate for no reason and every time someone opens their mouth every time it's " it's the same every year." And for some reason a lot of people buy the game even those who say it's the same every year are the ones who pay full price.

Guy 1 "Hey are you gonna get the new call of duty next month?"
Guy 2 "Why would I? It's the same every year."

One month later in games top
Guy 1 " Hey man what's up, what game are you getting?"
Guy 2 " Call of duty. "

by The Devil's advocate July 2, 2015

Call of Duty

Any overmilked franchise or product that comes out at least once a year. Used similarly to Cadillac.

The iPhone is the Call of Duty of smartphones.

by UrbanComedy04 September 8, 2018