reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt January 10, 2016

Divorced Dad Rock

A style of rock, in which includes bands such as Creed, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots. This word was popularized by rock social media.

“Everybody love a bit of divorced dad rock every now and then. Who doesn’t love Pearl Jam?”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

Hialeah divorce

The girl leaves the relationship and the guy (who can't accept living without her) shoots her and himself.

Guy 1: did you see the news? Some guy tried to shoot his wife for leaving him and then he shot himself. Thank God the woman survived

Guy 2: sounds like a Hialeah divorce

by L00kItUp August 25, 2022

Divorced Mack Daddy

A lesser form of the mack daddy. Divorced mack daddy describes a man who is reliably successful with many women, but only early in the interactions. This means that although he’s talked to many women and has the confidence and charisma to do so, he ultimately never makes it anywhere with them.

I got 25 bitches on my snap and none of them fuck after the first week. I feel like a divorced mack daddy

by snopp doog January 30, 2022

divorce

caused by you

i caused my parents divorce

by MR.BIGBOOTY April 26, 2020

Uncontested Divorce

The act of completely winning your divorce and murdering all who hurt you. By allowing your sex addicted spouse to obtain multiple affair partners. Privately file your legal documents . Surprise your spouse by looking them directly in the eye. Call them ugly, fat, stupid and that you never really cared about them. Then imply that they are a total waste of time and space. Arrogantly smile while you leave the moment they are being served with a restraining order , and divorce papers. Meanwhile occulting your knowledge of their extreme abandonment issues, family history of narcissistic cannibalism, psychopathy , and vast knowledge of deadly chemicals.

Investigator : Did read the headline about a crazy spouse arrested for murdering 5 people after being served with papers? Divorce Lawyer: Sounds like a Uncontested Divorce to me.

by Deviled Bacon July 16, 2022