Cuntdolences

Sympathy bestowed upon a friend who has been taken advantage of by a cunt.

My deepest cuntdolences to you, John, on losing Rita.

by Kalla D'mont November 11, 2012

cuntholed

A problem or situation caused by a female in which you are detrimentally effected.
Being betrayed by a female

Example #1

Matt: "Have You seen Jessica, she owes me fifty dollars"

Chris: "Dude you're not gonna see that money, you got cuntholed"

Example #2

Inmate 1: "What you in for dog?"

Inmate 2: " Domestic violence, but yo I didn't even touch her bro"

Inmate 1: " Damn brotha, you got cuntholed"

Inmate 2: "Tell me about it"

Example #3

"I've been cuntholed so many times its hard for me to trust woman anymore"

Example #4

"My aunt called the cops on me and now I'm a felon. That bitch cuntholed me!"

by King Richard Face September 21, 2013

Cuntforted

comfortable. free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind

When my wife got home from work I could tell she was having a rough day, so I laid her down on the bed put on the miner's hat and cuntforted her

by nickylags October 13, 2014

Cuntbox

Someone who is a mix between a complete and utter fuckwit, and a fucking cunt at the same time.

def 2: A box that has a cunt (Cliterous) carved into it.

Steve Smith was being such a cuntbox, i wanted to smash him lad.

Michael jackson; carved a clit into a box! what a CUNTBOX!

by ranchoner January 8, 2015

Cuntformity

When one conforms to ______ unworthy of such obedience; but arguing against would be more effort than conforming

Ugh - cuntformity is the only way I get though my workday

by Kryptokitty July 24, 2016

cunthorse

A horse with a massive vagina; also used to define someone who is a pussy.

Wow Barneau is such a cunthorse

by CuckTickler September 7, 2016

Cuntcooned

When an individual is surrounded by other individuals who are cunts. Like a cocoon but made of cunts.

Billy left the sorority's party because he felt cuntcooned.

by Dr. Do nothing September 2, 2016