Crypt

(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.

Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.

Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.

by RoobyDoobyDoo March 10, 2011

crapto

Crapto is the name given to cryptographic algorithms that contain so-called "back doors" that enable government agencies to access the encrypted information when they need to. A person involved in the development of crapto is called a craptographer.

Don't use that messenger app bro, it uses crapto.

by Aranad October 9, 2016

Crypticchick

A girl with both brains and beauty. A woman who looks great and you can have a conversation with..
Also mysterious and stunning Crypticchick illumantes any room and everyone whats to be in her company.

Hey Steve, I'm going out with a

Chypticchick

she's got both

brains and beauty..
She's a beautiful woman and interesting to talk too...
Crypticchick a female with brains and beauty....

by TrousersPants September 17, 2018

Cryptochroniccunalight

Weed that's so dank, it doesn't even exist yet.
(Term coined by Kat Williams)

"Remember that shit I gave you last week nigga? That's nothin. This shit here nigga's cryptochroniccunalight.

by TheFuegoMiester April 21, 2008

cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.

Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.

by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008

Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

Cryptocurrency

An investment like money or stocks, except tied to absolutely nothing.

So let me get this straight, the only thing that makes cryptocurrency valuable is people think other people think it's valuable... And that's it?

So what's stopping anybody from creating their own cryptocurrency and inflating the entire market away?

by Sitbear April 28, 2021