The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
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Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
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Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch
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Get the crumtrulelescent mug.A sandwich made entirely of crumpets, with 2 crumpets acting as bread and a crumpet filling consisting of another crumpet. To be enjoyed with a cup of tea and a sit down.
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Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".
Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
Man gets home from work, says to wife "oh Ive had a hard day today".
Wife says "oh darling - you know what you need? "Crumpfitting".
Wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her vagina.
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