Crumpwich

A sandwich made entirely of crumpets, with 2 crumpets acting as bread and a crumpet filling consisting of another crumpet. To be enjoyed with a cup of tea and a sit down.

Hey ryan, you fancy a crumpwich?

by Catmeat April 24, 2011

crapwich

noun.
A terd sandwich.

exclaimation.
An euphemism for the slightly more offensive, "crap" or "shit"

Crapwich, not just for breakfast anymore.

Crapwich! I hate it when I make mistakes.

by brown_ct March 13, 2007

Hot Pork Cramwich

When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.

I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.

I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Cumwich

When you eat her out after you give her anal

I had a cumwich with my GF last night and now I'm kind of ashamed

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť July 10, 2016

Crispwich

The utter delicacy that is a sandwich with crisps in. Can contain other fillings. Best between two slices of bread as a baguette situation could be a bit mouth scratchy. Marmite on white with salt and vinegar are particularly delicious.

Get in the kitchen and make me a crispwich.

by SniffMyBiscuit May 3, 2020

exam cramwich

exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.

one sunday evening on msn....

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh

timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam

i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?

by fine_dine_decca September 2, 2009

cumwich

a cum sandwich
or a sandwich filled with cum

usually the ones with the wierd coloured 'mayonnaise'

a) mmm man this sandwich is good, what filler did you use?
b) thats actually a cumwich mate
a) EURGH! thats the last time you do this to me!
*a pukes on b*

by James =] August 23, 2007