coolero

A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.

"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"

by Jacob Miller September 14, 2005

Cooper

Someone who is good looking and has a lot of potential but never uses it. Tries to get everyone to like him/her even though it may come off as annoying and somewhat naive. Generally a laid back person, very kind, and cares for others. He/She is always willing to listen to your problems and try to respond not awkwardly. Try not to upset him/her for they can get angry fast but calm down just as quickly. If you have a Cooper in your life whether a love interest, friend, or even neighbor, consider yourself lucky to have someone as friendly as a Cooper.

Cooper: (verb) also a barrel maker just saying.

by Girthey Cock March 9, 2018

Cooker

definition for a heater or heating appliance

Person 1: turn on the cooker
Person 2: sure thing mate

by washyourspaghetti June 11, 2019

Alice Cooper

Definitive Shock Rocker. First theatrical artist, first controversial artist, first musician ever to be truely hated by parents.
Has Influenced countless other artists. Here is a few. Marilyn Manson, Kiss, Motle Crue, Twisted Sister, Slipknot, Guns n Roses, WASP ect ect.

Alice Cooper....... need u say more?

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Cooter Brown

A man who is rumored to have once been very drunk.

"I was drunker 'n Cooter Brown."
-Dan, escaped convict

by Dylan September 14, 2003

sly cooper

The cute main charector, a raccoon, in playstation 2's game Sly Cooper

Sly Cooper and the Thevius Raccoonus

by derwaschbar24 February 25, 2004

cold cooter

similar to the cold sholder, a female performs the cold cooter while riding in a car with her male companion. when he says something to anger her, she turns her hips, crosses her legs, looks out the window, and gives him the COLD COOTER

when i told my girlfriend that Suzie was hotter, she promptly gave me the cold cooter.

by matt36210 July 4, 2005