Human Centipede Spit Roast

When you have 3 women ass to mouth and a guy at each end with their dicks in the women.

I'm at my friend's house. We're in the human centipede spit roast formation in the orgy.

by McBethel420 April 19, 2022

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Brush your hair with a house centipede

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020

Continental Soldier

When a man tit-fucks a woman, normally at or above the age of 75, from behind by swinging her breasts over her shoulders on to her back.

You see that saggy old one at the bar? I'm about to give that bitch a continental soldier.

by WeKeepitFresh August 2, 2008

centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.

Brad you have a centimeter peter.

by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007

coctionary

dictionary full of words where -dic is replaced with -coc.

Joelbill, will you look up the meaning of valecoctorian in your coctionary for Corbabs?

by Corbabs January 17, 2008