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Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.
by J. Malik April 29, 2006
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Self-Centered

What narrow minded people are since they are not able to believe everyone elses ideas but only their own.
P1: Why do people love to be self-centered?

P2: Because some people don't like to lose, they love to feel fact that they are never wrong and are HIGHER then everyone else. When in truth they are evil people that need to remove the cock from their ass and learn to accept the judgement from others and quit only thinking of their own ways and to take the judgement of other friends like my douchebag of a friend Eric and...
by Eric Is a Psychopath July 20, 2005
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valley center

A small town of about 6,000, north of escodido south of oceanside and fallbrook, town contains palomar mountain, pala, rincon and pauma valley. town has mom and pop shops, couple gas stations loaded with indians (natives), mexicans and white people mainly mexicans and indians, newer high school. many indian reservations .most kids smoke weed behind the school during school. most people are poor, some new developements, loaded with orange and avocado groves lots of horses. place in San Diego that grows the most weed, high teenage pregnancy % no entertainment, a dairy farm, marijuana feilds, desesert, wildfires, gangs, fights, good at football. If you live here you will probably have problems with drugs, sex, and life later on. fun town no parties get rolled by cops
and lots of teen drunk driving crashes. teaches and security guards that deal drugs to students.
lets go to vc and get some og kush
lets go to the palomar marijuana fields
i know a great place to get E
you wanna get high in the orange groves
let go to Esco and fight some mexicans
lets smoke a bob marley in front of Mrs. ******** room
she**y is pregnant
lets go to hellhole canyon
lets go to the football game this friday
lets go to o'side to go to the beach
lets go to valley center to fight some hicks
by craigslist84 January 30, 2010
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Security Center

A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.
Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
by Home slice May 23, 2005
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Centereach

Ghetto poor whack ass school that is falling apart. cant afford a box of tissues but buys a smart board for every classroom.. everyone in that high school is so "tough" and mad trashy ass girls that are sluts. Everyone loves drama. Bunch of kids just drive around aimlessly and smoke weed. The chill spot is Applebees & Mulcahys on middle country road, best bagels at Poppyseeds, and everyone rides and gets fucked up in the powerlines. This school sucks. majority is not white people
we suck at football and all sports. everyone types ghetto and complains about their life.we hate many schools
centereach kid: yo my nigga i need mah money for that shit

other centereach kid :nah nigga fight me
by waddupppp xD March 5, 2011
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Candy Coated Slut Muffin

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!
by Kinky Cupcakes May 12, 2010
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original content

Original Content, noun, often abbreviated as OC

Content, usually refering to online content, that is new, unique, and/or original and was created by the person posting it (usually OP).

More generally, it means media, written works, jokes, or conversational topics that are not corny and haven't been beaten to death. Original Content is gold, it brings value into the world and light into the dark recesses of the Web.

It can also mean a new iteration or spin on an already-existing Internet meme.

The opposite of original content is a repost.
I can't give examples of original content, because then it would cease to be original content.

Examples of the OPPOSITE of original content:

Yo dawg...

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

Hi Reddit! Here's a picture of a cat I rescued

If...You're gonna have a bad time

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

This.
This.
This so much.

3edgy5me

(in meatspace): So, uh, nice weather we're having eh?
by 1234923784y327841294 March 16, 2014
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