Corona Virus

The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.

I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%

Corona Virus by jc4493 May 27, 2020

Corona Convert 

A hardcore Trumpist or QAnonist who had previously put their faith in the Pharisee-in-Chief for preaching that the pandemic is a hoax, and had refused to wear a face mask, but had since confessed the virus’s existence after contracting it, or being hospitalized.

Guesstimate how many corona converts failed to cheat death after realizing that they’d been conned by their Commander in Cheat.

Corona Convert by MathPlus January 10, 2021

CORONA STAIN 

In the automotive trade corona stain is commonly known as the light brown or rusty stain found on a spark plug operating at normal temperature (or so says a promotional video from NGK) However we tend to beleive that the term "Corona stain" should be used in conjuction with a hard night on the booze (namely "corona") and a visit to the bogger the morning after,hence creating a "rusty or brown corona stain" around the toilet or on ones undergarment that appear to have a hazey "ring around saturn" appearance

Hey johnny,dont go in that bogger it has been totally blown out and has a corona stain around the rim"

CORONA STAIN by john coffee January 11, 2008

corona blues 

when everything gets cancelled because of Coronavirus (COVID-19) and you feel sad as a result

Sarah: Now that we've been kicked out of Cal Tech, I have lost all motivation to finish my Jane Austen final essay. :(

Karen: Looks like you've got a case of the corona blues! :'((

corona blues by sadtecher March 13, 2020

Corona freak 

what u call people that thing the fucking world will end bcus of covid19. chill, Sars was worse

A: WE’RE GONNA DIEEEEE
B: Chill ur ass out corona freak

Corona freak by 6udaddict9 March 17, 2020

corona masker 

Someone who believes the media hype without researching for them self and follows the mass population

Example ... Sheeple

Look at those steeple wearing masks for covid19
They are corona maskers

corona masker by Woken up April 9, 2020

Corona Virus

A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.

Man.. this Corona Virus is a real bitch and it’s causing me to not see my friends.

Corona Virus by Oop69420 April 20, 2020