Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

Capital case

Slang for upper case.

The words need to be capital case not lower case.

by The world's just somthing else March 20, 2021

Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

by D-Train312 August 18, 2012

emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.

As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.

by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010

Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.

I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps

by Kachowee August 17, 2019

Psychiatric Capitalism

Psychiatric capitalism, also psychiatric neoliberalism, is a term used to refer to the idea majority of mental health services, such as psychology and psychiatry, actually works for capitalism and neoliberalism, creating mental illnesses in order to increase the capitalism inside mental health. The term is heavily used to refer to what DSM and NIMH actually do.

"Psychiatric capitalism is a serious problem, it lead into things like psychiatrizationism, psychiatrism and scientific centrism."

"Anarcho-scientism would be good to counter psychiatric capitalism and scientific centrism... The problem is how to do it."

by Full Monteirism January 24, 2021