Canyon Chested

A girl who who has tiny tits theyre so flat that its like a canyon.
AKA negative bra size

Woah, your tits are so small, you canyon chested

by jessr94 June 14, 2009

canyoneering

The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.

This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.

Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.

Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.

Craig: Canyoneering Ahoy!

by fearthis December 10, 2008

Cyndi Lauper's in d'canyon

It's the red alert when an ugly chick moves into your hood.

Hey Bro - Did you see that Suzie moved out and now Cyndi Lauper's in d'canyon?
Ya - she's a real mutt.

by tolly is a drinker March 19, 2005

Cadbury Canyon

Your arse crack. A term usually associated with benders or arse fucking.

1.You fucking bender! You're not going near my Cadbury Canyon.
2.Where are you going for your vacation? Cadbury Canyon? you knob gobbler!

by Bond... James Bond August 8, 2003

GRAND CANYON

Wear you insert your dick into an obese person's fat crevaces.

I would do a grand canyon on that fat bitch

by TkevinM January 28, 2008

Grand Canyon

the biggest wedgy you can get it is when your trousers and pants are going so far up your arses that you can see hoe deep the perosns arse crack is.

my did you seee that pe teachers grand canyon

by soup is cold May 9, 2008

canyon condom

It is the condom women wear when they do not want to get pregnant. Similar to a male condom.
It is also something a male wear when they perform anal and do not want a frosted asshole.

Ex 1.
Girl: Baby please I'm tired...
Guy: Put that canyon condom back on, I'm going in.
Ex 2.
Guy 1: Are you ready yet? ;)
Guy 2: Not without a canyon condom on.

by NoeyJoeyLoey July 20, 2015