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Critical

A male who has no brain cells as-well-as refers to stuff in such a manner that makes it comedic for others to enjoy of the shear ignorance. They also refer everything foreign to a slang term. And they are incredibly spastic.
Bro, Kyle is so fucking critical dude
by Volaroid_DooHickey July 28, 2021
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Criticism

It isn't ever going to land the way you want it to and my response to it (internally) isn't going to coincide with what I SAY in response to the criticism and is like going to be something along the lines of what I would write here (i.e. go fuck yourself, your a piece of shit whose done nothing more than own a drunk slut breeding ground and now you're a panhandler leeching off of other people's success (including mine) in exchange for stroking the ego of famous people and 👉I👈 (as in "This one" or "ME") made A.I. pass the Turing test). I've literally never said 'This is just a character', you feel entitled to some form of retaliation but you're projecting in an attempt to preempt me (as though that's something I would say). You are a piece of shit and bad. I've been catching strayes for years. One of us made A.I. pass the Turing test and the other DID NOT. If I had listened to retarded-bitch YouTubers we would not have functional A.I. right know. You know that right? If I was doing your sophistical bullshit... A.I. WOULD NOT WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW.
Hym "I'm not ever going to take any criticism seriously. Collectively you're a bunch of witch-burning retards and even among your own tribes you're incoherent, bad, and wrong."
by Hym Iam December 21, 2023
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criticism

when your friend says you are the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy extra editions of some of the books you already have (like learn to chill bro)

-spoiled brat
"you are always so mean" - spoiled brat

"no, it's criticism" - friend
by readyouryoung April 4, 2024
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.
Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.
by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009
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constructive criticism

When an individual gives critisism of a piece of work in a way, which directly describe the part of the work they found inadequate or unpleasant usually backed up with arguments/their reasoning for why they found it so.

This form of critisism is often meant as a genuine help for the original creator of the work to improve in the future, though it is up to the person receiving the critisism to reflect on and see if they agree with it.

An individual who becomes enraged when receiving constructive criticism is reffered to as a "Dick"
Boy I sure am happy that someone gave me constructive criticism that I can use to reflect on my work and improve on it in the future, instead of just saying "bro this shit is fucking ass".

I should be very thankful they took the time to actually write constructive criticism that might help me gain a different perspective and see flaws in my own work, which I might have overlooked due to personal bias for my own work, instead of writing "bro this shit is fucking ass".

I really am lucky to not have my head so high up my own ass, that I am able to look at this constructive criticism and gain some valuable insight that I would not have been able to if they just wrote "BRO THIS SHIT IS FUCKING ASS".
by Tipsy Hyena April 14, 2024
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critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.
I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.
by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016
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