Bite the big Kahuna Burger

to fuck up; to be highly unsuccessful; to crash and burn in embarrassment with extremely unfortunate and dire consequences; to be defeated; a disastrous effort; to get royally beaten; to be demoralized and overcome by adversity similar to recent efforts by Quentin Tarantino to produce a good movie.

Dude, I knew she was gonna bite the big Kahuna Burger when she went out with your skank ass...all you wanted was a piece...she wanted to take you home to Ma and Pa

by Duderbra August 16, 2011

bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

Back Burger

when a lady bends over in front of you with her ass facing you, its the fuzzy bean bag that you see hanging down.

sally took off her pants and i was amazed at the juicyness of her back burger

by Kevsloth July 16, 2009

burger queen

A gay man living in Luxembourg.

He's a burger queen.

by Ziggy Stardust June 21, 2005

Bulgaria

A piece of land, populated by people with absolutely no deep psychological issues, who are not neurotic at all. Also a land, populated by the most well-educated people. Every single bulgarian knows everything about history, football, women/men, advanced geopolitics, investing in cryptocurrency, psychology, medicine, conspiracies, religion...you name it - they know it. An excellent environment for upbringing children, if you wish them not to become ignorant, oblivious, 1-dimensional and genuinely stupid alcoholics and/or heroin junkies. The pinnacle of human evolution. Only quality content in there.

"Why is that boy acting so weird? Is he from Bulgaria?"

"Oh, yeah, I once went to that shitty place. What was it called? Bulgaria?"

"Dude, last night I had sex with that godly girl! She's so stupid and profane, but she's a thunderstorm in bed!"
"Oh, you mean that chick from Bulgaria? Yeah, she's a dumb whore!"

by Chad Broski Maximum April 28, 2022

shit burger

when everything that could go wrong does, and it happens all at once. the layers of shit just keep piling on up, and you're just gonna have to eat it.

if your' house burns down, you catch a cold, it's exam week, your mother goes to the hospital, and your best friend get's in a car wreck, you say, "I'm eating a huge shit burger with everything on it".

by wormy wino December 12, 2006

the burger king

A really scary guy in a mask who wants to give you artery clogging fat food, noted for his ability to pop up out of nowhere and shoving a burger down your throat if you dont accept the food willingly, then escaping on a mini-bike. see freddy krueger <-- his brother....

person: YES! I"M FINALLY FREE FROM MY 90 INCH WAISTLINE

*the burger king appears*

Person: no... no! PLEASE!!*ack gasp*

King shoves a whopper down the man's throat and dissapears... the cops are baffled.

by YELLINGMAN January 20, 2007