neck bollocks

The sticky out things on a female (and fat male's) chest.

Also see breasts, breasticles, tits

"Check out the neck bollocks on that gash!"

by The Big Show January 13, 2007

Queer Bollocks

A member of homosexuality. A man who is attracted to other men. This is usually discovered during puberty.

Bunnage u "Queer Bollocks" why did u toss of michael with ure fag ass attitude.

by Josh - is straight January 9, 2006

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008

Bullockstachio

1. An asshole eating a pistachio.
2. Something totally bogus.

opposite of beastachio

1. Look at Eric eating that pistachio, totally bullockstachio.
2. COD 8 is only for wii??? That's BULLOCKSTACHIO!!!!

by barackobama1138thx April 21, 2011

ballochs

Balls or testicles, commonly used as a pseudonym for talking rubbish or nonsense

"He was talking ballochs though wasn't he??" (Clive Anderson, QI, Season 1, Episode 8, 13m32s)

"I couldn't stand being around her for another second, she was talking absolute ballochs"

by B Jones 1984 January 1, 2012

bollockspeak

Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.

"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)

by Mosborn April 29, 2014

Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016