"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"
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I ask you “hey man would you like to take my boat out this summer? Well need to borrow a truck or suv to pull it.”
You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”
I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”
You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”
I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”
You say “ Yah man I think we could borrow my moms. It depends how big it is.”
I say “ it’s a LOP BOAT so...”
You ask “what the hell is a LOP BOAT?!?”
I gloriously reply to you saying “ It’s when I LOP BOAT deez nuts on your face!!!!!!”
by RecoveringDeezNutzAddict May 15, 2019
Get the lop boat mug.Albin Boat (or Luffare in Swedish, Albustina in Latin (Vit in Swedish)) is a boy that once a year goes out fighting the russian lörkenhaufen demons, Lukas and Palestin, in the woods by the river. If he wouldn't do this every year the demons would get into the human villages and they would start eating all the womans and children. They would take over the minds of the men and they would become zombies only following Lukas and Palestin.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
In the woods Albin has put up a spell using pee from one of his late friends. Albin pulls out his sword from the little hair pin he always keeps in his hair. The sword glimmers and it is the only thing that is able to pierce trough Lukas and Palestin. He yearly pierces the demons almost instantly after they come down to earth, but one time he almost lost and humanity was almost over, but somehow he managed to get back up after a big hit and he took them from the back.
He really is a hero that humanity wouldn't survive without.
Person #1: Have you seen to small kids playing around here, one with red wings and the other one with black hornes?
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
Person #2: Yes, why?
Person #1: YOU NEED TO CALL Albin Boat RIGHT NOW!
Person #2: Okay why?
Person #1: Those kids are Lukas and Palestin!
Person #2: OH NO! We need to run!
Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Albin Boat managed to save them in time.
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Get the Albin Boat mug.One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.
Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?
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by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015
Get the The Nude Boat Rower mug.To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!
Man, he was really sawing the boat in half!
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