ball security

1. The act of ball protection in any sport, ie. held tightly so cannot be knocked loose in football, handled, dribbled and passed so can't be stolen in basketball, held tightly in hand or glove in baseball - or protection of ball in any other applicable sport as originally specified on Fitz and Brooks afternoon sportstalk radio.

2. In non sports modes it's protection against damage due to impacts from feet, knuckles, whips, chains, canes, sticks, stones, elbows, sharp objects or other threatening things when aforementioned balls are hanging unprotected between the legs!

1. O'Sullivan of the Forty Niners needs to practice and be more expert in ball security.

2. Most MLB ballplayers wear a cup to enhance ball security.

by jim christ March 22, 2009

Ball Spank

The act of a male's large balls slapping up against a female's butt hole while in the missionary position.

Adam was so deep in Eve during their first sexual encounter that his large balls ended up ball spanking Eve.

by veganrocker3 June 23, 2009

Ball Cycle

A monthly physiological process occurring in certain males that involves one of the testicles retracting up into the pubic region. This is the male counterpart to a menstrual cycle and sexual intercourse is not enjoyable during Ball Cycle. Men are usually more sensitive about their Ball Cycle than women are about their period. This is why jokes are so seldom made about Ball Cycle.

Bob: Dude, you should totally get your chick to blow you tonight!

Bill: Nah dude, it's that time of the month. I'm on my Ball Cycle.

Bob: Man, that sucks! I got mine last week.

by Larry Finster December 22, 2009

Ball Fart

When you squeeze your asscheeks together while farting, the air is focred downward and through the side of your balls. Awesome noise.

Hey dude, you wanna have a Ball Fart contest?

by Themadhatter October 17, 2003

ball-fucking

"The insertion of the testicles into the anus or vagina; for many people, the testicles must be tied up at their base and the scrotum must be hanging loose for this to be possible."

*credit: Men's Health Teaching Group

After exhausting every other possible position, the two decided to engage in a raunchy night of ball-fucking.

by missedtackle March 2, 2006

ball bust

Trauma to the testicles. Can be delivered by kicking, kneeing, trampling, slapping or beating for the sexual and emotional stimulation of the male and whoever is delivering the trauma. Is part of cbt fun.

My husband wanted a ball bust last night so I put on my stilettos and kicked him in the testicles after we both got naked.

by Nancy likes it! June 1, 2006

ball-sweat

The sweat produced by your scrotum that posesses its own unique and tangy scent.

"Dude, I jerked off in the sauna, and now my hands are covered in ball-sweat!"

by Allah February 2, 2005