When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.
I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.
by K to tha G beotch January 12, 2021
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A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.
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Get the dirty ashlee mug.Ashlee is a self centered bitch, and only cares about herself. She is very insecure, and needs the constant confirmation from others that she matters. She overthinks everything, and finds it hard to have normal conversations with others. She cries a lot. She is pretty, but tries to get attention by acting weak and small. Usually blonde and skinny. If you’re dating an Ashlee, you soon won’t be once you realize that she’s a psycho bitch with more insecurities than a obese flamingo.
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"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."
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