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dirty Ax

A flaming hot homosexual with a fetisch for seeing people eat Ikea’s schnitzel on top of a raw, still living salmon with a spoon.
“I have a piss-kink, what are you into?”
”I’m a bit of a dirty Ax.”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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Hot Axe

When your groin smells like shit and everyone can smell you 100ft away. You smell so bad that you don't even like it.
Friend- "Omg what's that smell? It smells like a dead fat bitch!"

Guy- "It's my hot axe."

Friend- "BIITCH!"
by umbreonxxx August 26, 2019
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Axe the door

The act of reenacting the scene from the movie 'The Shining' where the guy cuts the door and says " Here's Johnny! "
Paul told Phil to axe the door
by myeahh November 14, 2016
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Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.
Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”
by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020
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Egyptian axe

Holy shit! Did you see the Egyptian axe on Jennifer?
by Thunderballs75 October 27, 2016
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mad axes

verb. a hip hop term in which an emcee expresses himself very strong, ie. he raps very well.
yo did you see that cat? he was throwing mad axes son!
by West Orlando February 11, 2004
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talking axe

1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.
that talking axe is glowing! Watch out danger is co....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Turkey McTurdLord April 21, 2007
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