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asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 3, 2007
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Asshands

n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.
I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.

Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.
by Jackpott September 6, 2020
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matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
by Buttceth November 7, 2012
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asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.
{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!
by Telephony November 27, 2011
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akshatha

Usually black hair. Always intelligent. Akshatha's are very loyal and will always be there for you when you fall. Usually pretty good at sports.
Everyone always wishes they were akshatha's friend.
Look at Akshatha with her gaggle of friends
by er16 September 19, 2019
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Ass Hat

Idiotic, stupid. To act like a moron.

From the popular insult "to have your head up your ass". This imagry leads to ones ass being placed on the head like a hat, hence "asshat".
That asshat spilled soda all over my new shirt.
by deadzombie August 13, 2004
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Akshat

He is Really nice And Loving he is not greedy Giving stuff in Minecraft and real life He is so H~O~T
Akshat Is the most loveing or low
by IbrahimLover October 15, 2021
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