Moss

To destroy someone or something in a video game.

Yo, we just mossed all these dudes.

by HeathenMFG April 6, 2020

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by anonymous November 17, 2020

moss

a woman with absolutely giant tiddies. like huge shronkaroos. massive jublies. incredible honkers.

"i want to sleep on moss's tiddies"
"yeah me too"

by Jakran November 27, 2020

rock moss

closeted guy

guy: rock moss is gay
me: yeah i know

by XanderTheStank June 21, 2020

Alex moss

Big teeth slot machine

Alex moss is a slot machine

by Did the flash September 25, 2020

Mosses

A gigantic, fat, pile of lard

look at that mosses over there. I didn't know land whales lived here.

by LeeGarvin April 25, 2017