Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 February 16, 2012

stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv December 22, 2016

porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.

He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.

by level28 September 12, 2020

Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 07, 2009

nut stroke

When you nut so hard you have a stroke.

Hey bro my gf made me have a nut stroke.

by Twisted' Doctor March 02, 2018

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020

cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose

Cincinnati Stroke

by MuleKick February 14, 2014