99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

99

99 is when someone fucks you from behind the circles in the 9 being the heads and the line under being the body so kinda like 69

…: „you wanna 99?“
…: „sure let’s do it!!“

by Fayersil March 6, 2023

99

a mysterious number in baldi's basics. the most number to be this easily found is in blue doors of the game itself that say 99 as it labeled. you can find this number elsewhere like. collecting extra 2 notebooks in birthday bash (glitched school) 9/9 notebooks. (no number to be found in this screen but) getting the 99 jumpscare (rare game over screen) etc.

blue doors: 99
player: HMMMM

by caughtin8k December 11, 2022

Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

Guy 99: H̵̢͙̲̫̫̲̺̲͚́̂̉̿͂̉̅̿̍͠ͅͅe ̛̘̻̞̳̙̈̐͑̓̈́̚ͅl̶̛̝̫̩͔̯̼̼̼̄̀̔̈́̒̂̏͗́̓͘͜͝p̵̢̮̜̖̹̗͔̑̈͒͊͋̀̍̇͒͆͝ ̵̻̹̩̥̮͍̩͓̗̩̗͍͙͘͘ṁ̶̧̻̫̫̻̭̞̩͈͖̜͕̹̑̊̕ͅȅ̶̡͇̤̙̭̬͛̌̈́̿̊̋̎̔̓͠͝ę̶̢̛̮͕̳̘̻̠͖̿̽̒͐̓͗͐̑͐͘̚͝ȩ̴͚̩̗̤̙̤̬͈̥͍̭̟͍͒͂͑̐͐̒̑̈́͂̓̚e ̡̡̨͍̭̩̩̻̮̣̮̒̾ȩ̵̧̺̝̠̗̦̟̌̌ ☝🕆✡ 🖰🖲✍

by Crowie The Crow November 7, 2023

99 'till 11

Basically 99 'till 1 but repeatedly

1.Dummy: Do I look fine?

Peep1: Stop!! now its 99 'till 11 you dummy!!!

2.Shouter:Hey the time gone slower. this is 99 'till 11!!!

3.Alter ego: Bye
Target: Don't come back!!!
ego: Hi
Target:Grrr!!! GET OUT OF HERE!! I KNEW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE 99 'TILL 11!!! JUST GO!!!

by OtherTimeOver June 3, 2020

level 99 gyatt

This is a compliment grandparents say to their grandkids, it means you look nice to day. Grandkids really like it, try it out if you have grandkids or even if you have gen alpha kids/ gen z

Hello Granddaughter! You have a level 99 gyatt today!

by CrashDesigns July 12, 2024