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This place is the worst years of our lives
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes

The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks

Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear

Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured

People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns

Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!

Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 20, 2020
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Dana Middle school

A shitty school with “retarded nigger boys” and “autistic pick me girls
person one: have you heard of Dana Middle School
by Meowbahh autistic May 4, 2022
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Reed Middle School

A horrible school that is in Central Islip where bitches be suckin dick in tha 7th grade. They be checkin our backpacks too which be annoying.
Yo, what school you go to?
Reed middle school.
Aint that school in CI? Man that school ass.
by ThatOneTallDudeFromCi November 23, 2021
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Warwick Vets memorial middle school

A place that is filled with dumb kids who need serious help. Has mostly really short kids that go there and maybe 1 tall person. The teachers suck and when your there it feels like hell. Most kids who go to this school goes nowhere is life.

There are lots of threats to this school because no one likes it there. The food sucks and and so does the bus drivers.
Tyler: Hey when was the last time you went to hell
Jackson: Oh do you mean Warwick Vets memorial middle school

Jordan: Whoever made school should die a slow painful death
Jackson: Yup
Tyler: I hate Vets
by :) dumbass (: January 28, 2022
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seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do
One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.
by gumballmachine September 25, 2021
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Eckstein Middle School

Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) January 9, 2024
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North District Middle School

the most ghetto middle school in sc,kids be vaping in the bathroom,the food is nasty,you gotta pay to get ur phone back,kids stay fighting,its just bad
"Damn you go to North District Middle School?" "Yeah it sucks"
by yeahh you already know hoe March 24, 2022
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