Shandris Brain

A mental condition where one grows up in an environment with virtually zero competition or adversity and gains a false sense of confidence and achievement that stunts their mental development for life. The safety found in living above incredibly low standards is at first a comfort but becomes a dependence. Once shandris brain has fully developed a patient will reject most forms of self improvement and seek environments that reinforce their delusions of grandeur.

Person 1: "I can't believe him! He refuses to accept our advice on what to do and continuously does the wrong thing! I don't get it."
Person 2: "Dude he has shandris brain, have patience."
Person 1: "I'm sorry, I had no idea. I'll be more patient with him in the future."

Shandris Brain by Concerned-Individual February 24, 2021

brain dump

Receiving fellatio (Getting brain) while having a bowel movement.

My girl was hot for my rod, but I had just eaten 2 burritos, so it was time for a brain dump.

brain dump by EastmanDC October 30, 2008

hanging a brain 

dribbling cum from the mouth

I shot my wad and then she was hanging a brain in her girlfriends mouth!

hanging a brain by d-o-d December 31, 2005

brain 

a girl wearing a miniskirt so short you can practically see up to her brain

The entire world saw Lindsay's, Britney's, and Paris's brains this past year.

brain by ...<@!+Y March 21, 2007

hang brain 

When your nut sack is rested on someone's forehead.

hang brain by Anonymous July 31, 2003

brain 

1. (n.) Any object or occurrence that proves to be inimitably ridiculous, either through keen intelligence or blatant idiocy

2. (n., adj., adv., v.) A facetious modifier serving to replace the linguistic context of any other word

"That Crank Yankers episode was brain-ville."

Person 1: "We went to a bar last night, by the way."
Person 2: "You went to a brain."

brain by Matt Wood May 13, 2005

braidsterbate 

to rub ones genitals with a braid

Last night while I was watching pornography I braidsterbated.

braidsterbate by rosebuddddddddddddddd December 8, 2010