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The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Halfrican American

When someone is of mixed race with one parent being African American
Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, and Barack Obama are Halfrican Americans
by Not Even Mad May 19, 2019
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Methacan American

The new racially correct name for a tweaker.
Tweakers are a race of their own so the racially proper name to describe them is that they are a methacan american.
by NO FILTER BITCH86 July 1, 2019
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African-American

A term wrongfully used to describe Black (Eumelanated) Americans. Black Americans are not from Africa, they are in fact the original Americans. If the original American can adopt the title of a foreigner and disassociate themselves from their true ancestors, the land and resources they’re due to inherit are much easier to be taken.
The African-American has been created to destroy his/her actual heritage.
by Lyte Bulb August 30, 2019
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African-American Assurance

when the blacks that have spent money on the economy which is the most for any race ask for support from the entities they support.
African-American Assurance gave blacks an informal share in all of the things they help and the unneeded government aid was uncovered.
by Coop Dupe December 9, 2019
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Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America
Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral
by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020
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South American Soup Bowl

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."
by xxhentaihavenxx December 27, 2019
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