Turdas Touch

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas touch

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.

"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."

by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025

Turd

An endearing, silly term for a friend or loved one who did something silly, goofy, or weird/not right.

You turd, I can’t believe you ate the last piece of cake!

by EBEnezer scr00ge October 6, 2025

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Turd de la Turd

A person who is presented either by themselves or by others as being the best of the best, but actually is the worst of the worst. People with common sense see through their lack of talents, while the sheep of society worship the ground they work on. Meanwhile, they destroy everything that they are meant to control, while those with the brain try to figure out how they got that position to begin with.

Geno Smith is the turd de la turd. How did he ever get a starting position anywhere?

by Captain Duke November 24, 2025

Turbussin

A turkey so good it be bussin, possibly fr.

Pass the turbussin please, sir.

by P.D.M. November 27, 2025