Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

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soggy meat

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

by TipToez September 7, 2016

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Meat Train

A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."

"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"

by FishTheChris July 30, 2016

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The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

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Meat Puppet

Used to descibe a person that is talked down to, made fun of, called ugly names, and basically treated like shit by someone trying to make themselves feel superoir by being mean.

I deserve better than you because you are just meat puppet that does not understand how much I need my ass fluffed.

by Boots -N - Knives February 9, 2018

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