Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

Chicken Jelly

A slur aimed at an older male - normally part of a group but identified as the weakest one - will typically look slightly 'noncey' to the aggressor but as the weakest, will withdraw with the intimidation from the presence felt.

Look they have a chicken jelly over there - let's get over there and blast some balls at him

by Byfolds69 May 21, 2025

Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana

1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!

by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025

Ham Jelly

An edible form of wheel bearing grease that is applied to a ham during the canning process.

Ham jelly is a great substitute for marmalade and hair gel.

by phaetonbootjack December 7, 2025

Galax Jellyfish

A mythical fiddlers convention organism allegedly formed when gravity, poor drainage, and bad decisions unite the unholy remnants of a public park shower—hair and cum—into a translucent, floating menace. Frequently cited as the reason to never go barefoot, ever.

Avery said he fell in the shower this morning and that's why there's a galax jellyfish stuck in his ear ring

by Biglonghammer January 6, 2026

Scoop that jelly

A sexual action most times used before sex. This action consists of a male pleasuring a female by putting his fingers (most times he puts 2 fingers) inside a womans vagina and massages the inside of her vagina and/or at time quickly taking his fingers inside and out fastly, Creating lots of pleasure for the female. Most times during this action the woman can moan in satisfaction or antisipation. Sometimes this action can be used by a womon and a male, a woman and a woman, or a woman by herself.

The rubbing of a woman's vagina by herself or by someone else.

Bethanna- i heard that your sister got "satisfied" last night
Africa- Yeah i know im the one that told Daisy that told you
Bethanna- How did you find out?
Africa- I heard her moan, then she yelled "YES, scoop that jelly!!!"
Bethanna- OMG

by Big, Blonde and BEAUTIFUL! March 22, 2010

Slapping The Jelly

euphemism for female masturbation.

I caught sarah slapping the jelly last night.

by Nav irio May 15, 2010