The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!"

2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

Titty shits

titty shits (n.)
The explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea that occurs immediately after someone aggressively motorboats you during sex, usually because they just chugged half a bottle of cheap rosé and three shots of Fireball on an empty stomach.

"Bro, I was deep in a titty-fuck with this chick from the bar when she suddenly clenched, let out this demonic gurgle, and gave me the wettest, warmest titty shits of my entire life—straight-up turned my chest into a goddamn crime scene while she moaned like nothing happened."

by Xanderbadger February 25, 2026

Giggle Shits

When you laugh to hard you start shitting your pants.

"I have a serious case of the giggle shits right now"

by Lickerballs March 3, 2026

shu-shitshoe

a sexual act where your woman hovers her anus over a shoe and shits in it

i like shu-shitshoe

by gerbilkill March 8, 2026

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.

“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”

by DudLee March 22, 2026

poopoo shitass dickhead

people who shit on floor

this guy shit on floor he a poopoo shitass dickhead

by pzejirjioezr February 9, 2025

the shitface

A front presented to deceive someone and string them along, only to then sell them out. This is most commonly used in discussions on politics or geopolitics to ridicule someone's misplaced trust. Generally followed by an obnoxious number of crying-laughing emojis.

"I can't believe you fell for it again. Bernie got you with the shitface! LOL He says he's anti-capitalist, but all he did was sheepdog you back into the Democrats."

"You voted 'America First' but you got 'Israel First' again lmaooooo Trump got you with the shitface!"

by Duval till we die mfer February 28, 2025