pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

Poostained titties

When one is having sex with a woman and shits on her tits

Billy:"hey baby I hope you don't mind if I give you poostained titties"
Mary:"what?!"
Billy:*shits all on Marie's titties* "ewww that was mad stanky yo!"

by Smelly weenie jiz June 2, 2019

A hippie with titties

A down to earth chick with beautiful enhancements, the type of chick that’s not volunteering for pr but because she wants to see some change in the world.

Gosh, you know that Britnie Monèt, she’s such a hippie with titties.

by Britnie Monèt May 29, 2022

Titties and Dragons

the ninth episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park.

Titties and Dragons received widespread critical acclaim. Max Nicholson of IGN gave the episode a score of 9.0 out of 10, writing, "The final chapter of South Park's Black Friday trilogy finished strong,

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

tittied

When one or more person contains or develops titties.

Jacob is tittied.

by anonymous May 10, 2023

titties

pillows , balloons , weights , shelf , mommy milkers , multi purpose.

my titties are pillows try em out ;)

by tittiess12.10.22heheheheh January 9, 2023

Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024