sex pistols 

An amazing 70s punk band thats members included John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, the singer - an artistic, yet brilliant, anarchist who was all about having his own style; Steve Jones, the guitarist - an ex-burglar who only cared about getting laid; Paul Cook, the drummer - a timid longtime friend of Steve Jones; and Glenn Matlock, the bassist - a mama's boy Beatles fan. Matlock was eventually replaced with Rotten's old friend and the Sex Pistols' biggest fan John Simon Ritchie also known as Sid Vicious. Vicious's bass skills were limited, because he taught himself one night while on speed, playing with a Ramones album. After meeting Nancy Spungeon, Vicious became a herion addict, and after Nancy's murder, Vicious was to blame, although most believe Vicious was innocent. Vicious died of an overdose just several months after Nancy's murder.

R. I. P. Sid Vicious
(May 10, 1956 - February 2, 1979)

"I am an Anti-Christ, I am an Anarchist," Anarchy In The UK - The first song written by Johnny Rotten.

sex pistols by Effing Holly February 13, 2005

Sex Clown 

The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.

The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.

Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.

Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.

Sex Clown by riomx September 9, 2006

sex bumps 

When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex

Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!

Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!

sex bumps by carmalog January 26, 2011

sex fruit 

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

sex fruit by soaresb December 22, 2008

sex therm 

A person who makes a lot of sexual gestures in unnecessary environments.

"Stop biting your lip and rubbing your abs you sex therm"

sex therm by Darkmatta June 14, 2016

sex insurance 

An agreement reached between at least 2 people meaning that in the case one of them fails to get lucky, the other one will provide them with the desired service (usually intercourse).

Having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. This can be a friend, a f*** buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a sex acquaintance, etc. Problems often arise when 2 people both have sex insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many sex insurance policies ie. sex insurance with too many people.

1 - Amanda had a hot date last night, but the loser said that he "had to be up early" the next morning and left her without any action. Luckily Amanda had agreed with her friend Steve that they would provide sex insurance to each other, and since Amanda was in the mood, she called Steve up when her date left and they slept together.

2 - Mike and Ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last Saturday. Luckily for Mike his sex insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.

sex insurance by amazinglywisestreetintellectual April 6, 2008

Sex Canyons

Two Dimples located directly above a females ass. Caused by lack of fat in the lower back. One of the sexiest portions of the female anatomy.

I don't know what to look at! Her ass or those Sex Canyons!

Sex Canyons by IceWithHeata April 18, 2009