mathsdebation

wanking(masturbating) to math

when u get a sheet of maths amd wank ( mathsdebation)

by sjcg October 28, 2009

Mathew

Mathew is a very kind person who cares about everyone but won’t let someone take advantage of him he is the kind of person to make you laugh and smile even when your sad. Mathew has the best personality ever and the kindest heart i love you Mathew 🥰🥺

Mathew has a very kind heart #nice

by Alexys ayers January 11, 2021

Granimal mathmatics

Its what granimals use to express love and honor

Granimal mathmatics

(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor

by theGranimalIam October 7, 2009

Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.

"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"

by leave me malone October 11, 2018

Daddy Mathew

The man of our dreams, so sexy and hot. We all wanna fuck him. Black luscious hair and a sexy mustache. Dick is HUGEEE. And we worship him.

Owen: Ohhh daddy mathew is so hot
Eli: I know right *bites lip*

by NoBody6969Daddy February 1, 2021

Matheos

Matheos is a Fatass that plays with girls feeling and he thinks he is so cool but he’s a fat brown haired kid who no one should feel petty for. He hurts girls feelings sm!!! His dick is vv small.

Matheos plays girls soo much!

by Snubejejebeuddn March 29, 2019

mathamagician

Someone who figures out the most ridiculous math problem ever.

A mathlete with secret brain powers... you know... to the tenth.
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EXAMPLE:
AtlantaHoopla - "Dr. Grieves, I've been trying to figure this thing out for two weeks now and I've run all these spreadsheets with all these algorithms and I really haven't gotten anywhere. What am I doing wrong?"

Dr. Grieves - "AtlantaHoopla, you're a shitwit. Put the comma 'here' and not 'there' and run it all back through."

AtlantaHoopla} - "Good Lord, you're a mathamagician..."

by AtlantaHoopla November 5, 2006