Definitions by AtlantaHoopla

girl collector 

On the web, a GIRL COLLECTOR is a guy who "friends" nothing but girls on social networking sites like MySpace, Tribe.net, FaceBook, etc...

A hard-core GIRL COLLECTOR doesn't even want to know you or connect with you in any way - the sole purpose for asking you to accept his friend invitation is so he can collect a bunch of female avatars on the main page of his profile and use for masturbation material.

He's probably looking at his main page right now and fantasizing that if he actually *were* cool - you might possibly talk to him in meatspace.

EXAMPLE:
Look at any of the networks mentioned above to find MANY examples of GIRL COLLECTORS.

girl collector by AtlantaHoopla January 17, 2007

mathamagician 

Someone who figures out the most ridiculous math problem ever.

A mathlete with secret brain powers... you know... to the tenth.
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EXAMPLE:
AtlantaHoopla - "Dr. Grieves, I've been trying to figure this thing out for two weeks now and I've run all these spreadsheets with all these algorithms and I really haven't gotten anywhere. What am I doing wrong?"

Dr. Grieves - "AtlantaHoopla, you're a shitwit. Put the comma 'here' and not 'there' and run it all back through."

AtlantaHoopla} - "Good Lord, you're a mathamagician..."

mathamagician by AtlantaHoopla November 5, 2006

HBIC 

It's an acronym which stands for:

Head
Bitch
In
Charge

I am the HBIC up in here, bow down bitches

HBIC by AtlantaHoopla April 19, 2004