by Chanandria March 18, 2022
Get the Mya Mariemug. when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
by throbbingmidgets.com November 27, 2021
Get the mutilated marymug. You‘ll never meet anyone like her. She's a really strong girl and she's doing her absolute best to deal with any problems she's facing and would never give up no matter how hard. She makes you want to try your best to deal with your problems too. She might not realize it but she's helped you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay her. (She’s also a kick-ass ninja)
by D622 March 23, 2024
Get the Mary Reillymug. The kindest and most caring girl out there. She is always looking out for her friends and wants the best for everyone! She donates millions of dollars to countless charities every year. D1 rower and top Saint Joseph Academy athlete. THE JUICE AIN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE IF THE JUICE DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!
by anonymous October 25, 2022
Get the Mary Leamonmug. Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
Get the Mary Sherlockmug. She is one of the greatest human beings alive, she's always there for you and always the most sweet and caring girl you'll find, no matter what she can always make you smile. She's absolutely adorable and pretty and by far the cutest gal you'll meet.
by ILikeBackflip December 9, 2015
Get the Shelby Marie Meeksmug. Maries are the prettiest girls you may know and everybody loves them •They are usually blonde and have blue eyes•They love to tell stories and tell jokes all the time•They seem very confindent,but inside they are shy•Maries love to go out and have fun and they are always there for you when you need them•They are the stylishest girls in the world and love to decorate their rooms and apartments•All guys try to be her boyfriend because she smiles all the time•All Maries are very creative •They fall in love very fast•Maries are usually very rich and popular•
Marie,I love you
by katie610109283773 January 3, 2017
Get the Mariemug.