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To screw up/get screwed over, usually without a chance of redeeming oneself immediately.

Synonymous to bone/boned or screw/screwed, but with less overt sexual connotations.

Popularized by YouTuber and speedrunner SimpleFlips, especially due to the fact that the YouTube algorithm mistook the randomly invented word for a similarly-spelled curse word and demonitized him relentlessly until he started “censoring” himself.
Come on, don’t cunk me, dude.”
“You can’t keep cunking them like that.”
“I thought I was doing a safe idea, and then I cunked myself.”
by TheRobotMenace October 18, 2020
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
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1. A verb used in a specific phrase to tell them that you’re about to do something that will completely blow their mind and destroy their penis.
2. Gang jelq.
1. hold up gotta CUNK!
2. hold up gotta CUNK!
by Viko the Pirate October 04, 2018
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Cunk is a word that can be applied in any scenario, because it has no meaning. It can be a noun, a verb, even an adjective.
Bill: Hey John, do you cunk?
John: No, what does cunk mean?
Bill: It can mean whatever you want it to mean, dude.
by Superdan333 December 06, 2020
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Chunks of matter found in the vagina.
EEEEEWWWWW! I just got some cunk on my toungue.

Fuck you eat the cunk!
by Jozecom August 27, 2005
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