i’m dead

a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word

that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️

i’m dead by ztheballerz November 27, 2018

i concur 

To agree with!

I concur with your medical examination!

i concur by ThePhoon August 10, 2003

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin 

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin by Part Walker April 14, 2008

I love the 80's 

A brilliant television series on VH1 consisting of hour long episodes, one for every year in the 80's. Also known as Pop Culture overload and real good times.

I saw Corey Feldman today on 'I Love the 80's: 1987'.

I love the 80's by xXPlayEmilyPlayXx January 2, 2004

I don't give a shit 

When you just dont care, could also be paired with I dont give a fuck

I don't give a shit, cause i don't give a fuck, and if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit so i don't give a fuck

I don't give a shit by alucardsbish November 15, 2013

I be flossin' 

A spectacular and inspirational quote said by The Backpack Kid. It has indeed changed many people's lives and has changed the internet forever. It has cured cancer and depression and still does. The suicide rate has dropped to 0% ever since. We shall all be thankful for this meme.

A person: "Hey, can you perform one of your best songs please?"
The Backpack Kid: "Uhhhhhhhh, sure... I be flossin' I be flossssiiiinnnn."
The Backpack Kid: *proceeds to start flossing and do weird dance moves*

I be flossin' by tmkkmt February 7, 2019

I'd drink her bath water! 

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

I'd drink her bath water! by StuckNIndiana June 28, 2006