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Humanity

Jesus Christ. Is humanity really this screwed up?”
by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018
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Humanicorn

Hey look there is humanicorn in the wild taking a bath in the fountain.
by Tonksnatcher May 19, 2018
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Humanimalien

-A weird creature that might be an experiment by combining: human+animal, human+alien, or animal+alien.
-Part of Speech: noun (n)
mutant, transformed, malformed, abnormal
-The scientists worked on an experiment very hard to form an ugly humanimalien.
-When I have a bad hair day, I look like a humanimalien.
by Iknowthisword May 20, 2018
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Humanbumps

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.
It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 8, 2018
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Humanity

A few inches of toxic dirt in the fossil record
The future of humanity
by SeWiJuGA May 14, 2019
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Humanist

A person that is not racist against a certain race, but fucking hates all humans equally. Genuinely known as an asshole, fuckfly, or just a US president.
“I don’t just hate sole dumb people. I’m a humanist. I hate you too”

“Ew People. I prefer to be a humanist”

“My 3 wishes.

1- less annoying people.

2-less people.

3- more humanists.”
by Kitkat_000 May 16, 2019
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