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Cold Texas

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much
by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023
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The Texan Teether

You find an uncircumcised Texan, (preferably be Texan yourself) then pull their pants down and start suckling with your teeth until you peel the skin off by grinding your teeth on it like a banana peel.
"I dare you to let me do the Texan Teether to you later today!"
by newyorker51 October 13, 2023
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West Texas Drawbar

The West Texas Drawbar was a traveling male stripper. He would hop abord random trains, which, at the time, had long pilots and drawbars. His profession earned him the nickname "West Texas Drawbar" among railroad crewmembers.
"I got myself a herpes from that West Texas Drawbar."
by Great Northern 1147 November 4, 2023
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Alexis Texas

When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.
Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.

Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.
by Super Wasian November 6, 2023
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dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023
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West Texas Single

When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
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South Texas

The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.

Demographics:

90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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