walking dead 

When a man comes in a woman's eyes and she is left to stagger around with her arms outstretched, looking for something to clean up with.

After I popped on her face, she did the Walking Dead until she found her way into the bathroom and flushed the goo out of her eyes.

walking dead by Uncle Merkin May 24, 2016

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch 

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch by Manbearpug June 13, 2016

I'm dead 

When a fangirl starts to cry from happiness and they'll say, 'I'm DEAD!!" While screaming and falling off their beds

Person A: Have you heard their new song?
Person B: Yeah, at the end I'm dead... but I survived

I'm dead by Where_am_I November 6, 2018

Stinks like a dead whore's minge 

A phrase used to describe the extreme undesirability of something

That was a terrible thing to do. It stinks like a dead whore's minge.

This soup stinks like a dead whore's minge.

Stinks like a dead whore's minge by Mousetower December 19, 2005

greatful dead

how dumb people spell grateful dead, aka one of the greatest bands of all time

1: Hey man, do you listen to Greatful Dead?
2: No, I've never heard of them, do they sound anything like the Grateful Dead?

greatful dead by Mike February 23, 2005

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead 

(Phrase) I won't be satisfied until I see it for myself.

See also doubting thomas, faggot

I don't want to hear the king's dead, I want to see the king dead by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

God is dead 

Something edgy/borderline autistic high-school boys say when they want attention.

Susie: “my parents both died in a car accident yesterday, even if you don't believe in God please give them your prayers at-least for me”

Athiest: “ i respect your religious freedom and i will gladly pray if you believe it will help”

Emo chad: “God is dead, he doesnt care about your parents”

God is dead by Dependswhosasking September 18, 2019