Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

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Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

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Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

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Best friend definition: A person that can make you smile no matter what mood or emotion you got. They can be salty as fuck at times and a angry cracker, but you still love em with all ur heart. He/she/they are all you think of and u miss them like heck every single second. Whenever your group or just you two hangout its like a whole movie. But once they leave its like aww fuck hella lonely then you just start missing them again and again😂 but you know your gonna see them again and have an even better day than the last. All your FaceTime calls are amazing even if your the one whos like not talking n showing ur face its still fun for you knowing they’re there. Their presence makes you happy and every flaw people seem to notice and comment negative things on is special to you, because you have fully accepted them as your best friend and already accepted the fact that in reality they are not perfect, but only perfect in your eyes no matter what they do. In reality, Best friends are the realest
(Its free real estate)

“I love Rae and Nepa we got the horses in the back Best friends for life🤞🏼💞.”

by Ligmab March 31, 2019

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