DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

I get DADS everytime I go out

by makerofDADS September 26, 2022

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

Dad

Something or someone that is really cool

Wow he is such dad!

That was so dad.
I’m a dad!
That was much dad

by TheMockingjay0905 January 26, 2019

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

Cinnamon Roll Dad

On hat worn by cuteservative protesting against "Me Too".

My cinnamon roll dad don't need no job - he's got me.

by sitonacactus January 12, 2021

Rich Dad Whore

A woman who has a wealhty father and the financial support and all the opportunities to be a productive and successful woman but still turns out to be a complete whore

Rich Dad Whore

Examples:
Reginae Carter
Ya Ya Mayweather

by Long Dick Chris November 25, 2020