Guy Best Friend

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.

Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!

Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

homework

An adult's most intense way to mentally torture a kid/student/human being/not a teacher person. Damage 1000x if this activity is between a student and a teacher.

Special circumstances: A fun / nice / un-demoniac / cool one can be accepted

Teacher: Homework is due Tuesday everybody
Student: *has to write a 10000 words essay*
Student: Time for another sleepless week *discouraged*

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 05, 2024

Louis

Hot, that's all i'm saying
L-Loving
O-Observant
U-Understands you
I-Interesting
S-(im not gonna say what i actually think)

Friend #1: Who's your bf? :)
Friend #2: Louis
Friend #1: Lucky!
Friend #2: Obviously

by PotatoKiwiCat123 June 16, 2024

Tristan

My bestie's crush, i don't like him. Don't ask why I just don't. End of definition.
*(no offense to the Tristan lovers)

My bestie:OMG LOOK IT'S TRISTAN!!
Me: :'/
Why must you appear Tristan why????
*no offense to the Tristan lovers

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 05, 2024