moises

man with the fattest ass imaginable... a god at fortnite... puts styrophome in the microwave... burns the house down.. has a scary ass dog

man look at dat mf moises 😭

by bigbootylover657 May 21, 2022

Molset

To attempt to physically molest someone who is carrying a concealed weapon.

At the TSA screening checkpoint, the officer went molset on Luke when he saw the bulge in his pants.

by TFB June 1, 2022

MooseCanoe

A pimp who whores out Moofosa the cow from lion king

Moosfosa's a bitch and he's looking for help from MooseCanoe

by trey3 June 4, 2022

Moises Antonio

A salesman to the definition of the word "con-man". Just like Satanás he lies, cheats, steals and destroyed my 4yr old daughters gift by taking off with my cell phone after asking to use it. Only mad because his baby momma whom he obviously cares nothing about because he referred to her as "ruca" and told me he loved me within 24 hrs and steadily called me his love and told me to focus on growing old together. I'm still mind blown at the text book Narcissist within him. I saw this all coming just not the part where playing with another sick in the mental narcissist made my daughter lose out on her gift. For that he will be and is cursed and soon to suffer vengeance from My father GOD whom he pretends to believe in but demonically disrespects. Fear God and be ready.

Moises Antonio is so manipulate it's almost pathetic how obviously full of shit he is but he really thinks he's fooling you.

by Boobadoobie June 17, 2022

moose

Just a horse...

Wait, is that a moose? Yes, it's just a horse, same thing.

by FFY00 June 25, 2022

Moose

Completion of a difficult task

Thats moose, is what I told Shefali has she dunked on me.

by Merri the fart July 9, 2022

Moises Elias

Most likely don't do well with others, always have some type of issue. Suppressed feelings, maybe a dark past of some sort. Dealt with too many shits and wasted the shits to care for. You know when you see a Moises Elias when people say, "Yeah that guy has a big Ego" or when people give little shits about that person.

Example 1:

Person 1: "Damn, that guys is something huh?"

Person 2: "Oh him... he's just a Moises Elias, don't worry."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Why is he acting like that"
Person 2: "LMAO, hes jst a Moises Elias don't even bother"
Person 3: "Maybe he just needs someone who wont backstab him..."

by NrdBrodie July 13, 2022