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brain fart

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.
We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.
by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014
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Tub farts

Farts that occur when people fart in the tub. These come in the form of fart bubbles, or bubbles that contain methane, carbon dioxide, and other gases.
People, especially young ones, experienced tub farts when they bathed instead of showering.
by Fartloverspizza September 19, 2014
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Tinkle-Farts

A condition that occurs when a female goes to the bathroom that has paper thin walls and lets loose a loud fart that everyone in the adjacent room hears.
Whew! That Courtney certainly has the tinkle-farts today
by AquaFraiche November 4, 2013
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Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole
After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..
by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018
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Devils Fart

When it’s so hot out that you have the worst swamp ass and the gas that’s expelled is so rancid it makes your whiskers curl.
Little Timmy went jogging in the hot summers sun and came home to greet his mom and dad with a devils fart that was so bad she fainted, and the hair on his mustache curled .
by Poopfur546 July 28, 2019
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Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.
"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"
by austicoatk October 4, 2011
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Fart Heat

The heat felt from ones farts. It can be felt through direct contact with the fart, or afterward through contact with seat cushions that were just in contact with the fart.
*guy puts hand on seat cushion*

-"why is this seat cushion warm!? Is this body heat or fart heat?"
by con serving time January 20, 2011
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