Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.

I have attained a state like Jake

by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021

Jake

Jake is mostly know as a complete bender with most people and all the others dont really acknowlege his existence.
A jake usually has a tiny cock and is a complete wet cake.
Girl 1: jeez look at that guy he is soo ugly
Girl 2 : I bet he is a jake he probably has a tiny cock!

Wow my dick is small people are going to think my name is jake

by Shuff885 November 23, 2021

Jake

Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft

Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples

Mate 2: that is defo jake

Jake: oufft

by Beastbunger November 23, 2021

jakbar

Jakbar is a unique and difficult person to understand, but he is very kind, just like wise people in general, he can be dangerous and on fire, fire... Thats burn of these, technology ? What a stupid thing, have you seen someone handsome with one eye ?

Jakbar tjahaya asia
Jakbar pelindoeng asia
Jakbar pempinpin asia

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jake Marston

A sexy beast with a 14 inch horse cock.

I got fucked by a Jake Marston.

by Jdmaeston November 23, 2021

Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability

What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck

by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021

Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.

Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.

by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021