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Jake Gyllenhaal

He is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust him, he is a fugly slut.
Taylor Swift: But the punchline goes, “I’ll get older, but your lovers stay my age.”

Jake Gyllenhaal: ...but no one my age will date me.
by Swiftie88 November 23, 2021
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