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ghettoitis 

The condition in which one finds themself believing the world around them is ghetto and or the "street lifestyle" Which is and attributes to the closely related condition someone is called when they believe they are of African American descent yet are merely caucasian or of other decent, commonly known as a "Wigger". Symptoms within the specified condition include the liking of music which has lyrics describing street life... ex. Rap or other "Street Music", Clothing may change as well to that of what most people would expect that is advertised or the "Fad" of Ghetto life... but most importantly is the speech in which ones grammer spelling and even spoken word is slurred into slang and street talk or Ghetto speak of sorts.
My Friend Billy who wears sun glasses and baggy torn pants and a large basket ball jersey and listens to Rap with his other friends outside on their porch and complains about his life being on the streets all the time definately has Ghettoitis.
ghettoitis by Fermi September 8, 2007
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Ghettotastic 

Ghettotastic- word used to describe an item wanting to be "bling" but not quite making it. Often so pathetic, it's fantastic.
"That chicks cross is covered in fake rhinestones! It's Ghettotastic!"

or

"My graduation tassle has rhinestones on the year, it is so ghettotastic."
Ghettotastic by MethanBetney September 23, 2004

Ghettoesque 

Something which can be closely related to ghetto life
That tune is ghettoesque

What do u think about bling old boy?? I think it is mightily ghettoesque old chap!

Ghettini 

A ghetto martini, made by pouring straight vodka in a martini glass. Garnished with olives if you're feeling real fancy. No ice, no vermouth, no shaking. Straight up ghettini. Origin: first shouted at the bartender by a performer at The Rex Jazz Bar in Toronto.

"YO GET ME A GHETTINI!"

"A what?"

"A GHETTINI!"

"....."

"POUR VODKA IN A MARTINI GLASS AND BRING IT OVA! THAT'S A GHETTINI, FOOL!"
I wanna get drunk but look mildly classy. YO GET ME A GHETTINI!
Ghettini by CocktailTales November 14, 2011

ghettoracer 

Illustrious driving instructors with dubious skills and much more ego who so impress other drivers with their mAd sKiLz that treacherous sections of straight racetrack are named after them.
"Whew, I would have completely lost control of the student's car I'm droving and had a massive accident at Ghetto Str8 if it weren't for the fact that it's laser-straight and flatter than Kansas."
ghettoracer by AGhettoFan January 21, 2005

ghettotized 

ghettotized- the act of becoming one with the ghetto
Im ghettotized.
ghettotized by chapelle April 3, 2004

Ghettogreens 

A Drug Store chain located in an adventurous neighborhood.
Derived from the name of a well known drug store chain, Walgreens.

"I'm going down to Ghettogreens to get my prescription filled."
Ghettogreens by Tina Marie July 29, 2005